Matron Malice's definitions

Jeffin

When a man pee's sitting down while straddling the toilet.

I caught my friend jeffin last night, how awkward...

by Matron Malice July 2, 2011

Gayg

When a man gag's on another mans penis while performing oral sex.

Sucking on your dick makes me gayg every time!

by Matron Malice June 8, 2016

Mouth Bath

When a man is receiving oral sex and cum's in the other person's mouth. That person then spits the cum all over the man receiving oral sex.

I gave my boyfriend a mouth bath he will never forget last night! He didn't see it coming!

by Matron Malice March 17, 2013

Buttles

Miniature toy action figures that have been inserted into the rectum, and fingered out either alone, or with a partner.

I don't think I got all my buttles out last night.

by Matron Malice May 8, 2010