Mathew's definitions

fiam

abbreviate *Fran is a MUNG*

-HEY dude guess wat?
=What?
-FIAM!!!
=hahahhahaha
-Darhahahaa

by mathew October 31, 2004

hoff

def. moist substance in hair

-MELLISSA!!! youve got hoff!!
=wow thnx ivan i didnt know that
-k

by mathew November 1, 2004

narg

Short for "Not A Real Gentleman", originated at Cambridge I believe. Used to refer to a nerdy science type who has no interest in gentlemanly pursuits like rugger, drinking and shagging.

"I'm just off to the library to do some revision."

"Narg!"

by mathew January 1, 2004

mugglewump

right sexy boy, often with smaller than average hands, but this is usually made up elsewhere..

That guy last night was a real mugglewump!

by Mathew February 6, 2004