Adrian

A fucking no-lifer. People with this name are usually brain-dead chinks who play games during class and are a waste of fucking oxygen. People with the name Adrian are usually popular in their class only because they only have the ability to fucking play games like Blox Fruits or That Crazy Adventure on Roblox during class, and are always shit at it. To get by the school WiFi limitations, bitches with the name of Adrian normally use Proton VPN, which provides network speeds of up to 0.5kbps. These low-life motherfuckers also have a robotic and monotonous voice, which often sounds like it came out of an NPC's dialogue from Dungeon Siege III. These people are also often broke and always beg others within their class or school for money, and they use the n-word all the time, whilst they get fucking mad when someone calls them a ching chong. Don't ever trust people named Adrian, or you'll grow up to become a guy with no future ahead of him, working as a rubbish truck driver just like other Adrians.

Andrew: Hey did you see Adrian today at school?
Vivian: Yeah, he smelled like shit!
Andrew: Can't he wear any deodorant?
Vivian: He thinks that girls are attracted to people who don't wear any fucking deodorant, what a bitch.
Andrew: Well, he'll grow up to have no bitches in the future then...
Vivian: Either way, Adrian will always be a waste of fucking oxygen.

by MasterOfAllDefinitions November 17, 2023