Mouthful

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Compass

nickname for a guy whose cock does not hang down straight

Dude . . . sweet compass.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Mud plowing

what one gay guy is doing when his penis is in the asshole of another gay guy

Hey, Bruuuuuucccce. You want to do sssssssome mud plowing on me honey?

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003

Pancake Batter

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.

Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.

by Master of Girth April 04, 2003