Master of Girth's definitions

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

shit breath

someone who's breath smells like your ass

Stay away from me, Shitbreath

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Showoff

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003