Master of Girth's definitions

Showoff

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sixty-Eight

A short ass pussy dude who is too fucking short to do a sixty-nine

Hey pussy . . . how was your sixty-eight last night with your cum craving wimp?

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Beat up Catchers Mit

slang for a fat whore's very used taco

Man, her catcher's mit could easity catch a bowling ball.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Compass

nickname for a guy whose cock does not hang down straight

Dude . . . sweet compass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mouthful

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003