Definitions by Master of Girth

Compass 

nickname for a guy whose cock does not hang down straight

Dude . . . sweet compass.

Compass by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mouthful 

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

Mouthful by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Showoff 

Another name for an Etheopian taking a dump.

No, I don't have any toilet paper for you, but you don't need to be a showoff.

Showoff by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sixty-Eight 

A short ass pussy dude who is too fucking short to do a sixty-nine

Hey pussy . . . how was your sixty-eight last night with your cum craving wimp?

Sixty-Eight by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sculptor 

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

Sculptor by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

fencepost 

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

fencepost by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Pancake Batter 

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.

Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.

Pancake Batter by Master of Girth April 4, 2003