Masturcate

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.
I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!
by Master Zen December 04, 2007
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Minty

adj: Describing someone as British and homo-sexual.
Ex: Urban Dictionary didn't want to publish "Mint" so I am submitting this definition and if they don't publish it they are a bunch of minty wankers.
by Master ZEN August 28, 2012
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