Sea Crabs

A type of genital crabs commonly contracted from contact with genital-crab-riddled sea water.

I have a bad case of sea crabs in my panties

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Coward Sauce

A sauce made from the emulsified bodies of deceased cowards.

Please pass the coward sauce. I’m SO DAMNED HUNGRY!!!

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A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.

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Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

by Master P’s Theater November 06, 2023

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A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.

I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

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A type of performative pooping festival common in the rural United States.

I’ve just got to get down to the All-American Poop-Out at the fairgrounds…

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A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.

T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.

by Master P’s Theater November 06, 2023

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