Coffin Slop

Dirty, filthy slop that falls out of coffins.

Penelope, get that Coffin Slop off of my kitchen table!

by Master P’s Theater November 05, 2023

Poop Whistle

A type whistle crafted using fresh, moist feces.

Every time I blow this poop whistle, bits of poop and slop spray out of the end.

by Master P’s Theater February 20, 2024

Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.

Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Plumpino

A plump and fat little thing, perfect for being kicked straight over the moon and beyond.

You better hand me that baby of yours, lady!!! This little plumpino is about to join nasa!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Bounced Up

Of an object or person, said to possess a messy, confused or broken appearance.

Would you just look at that fat little bounced up moron over there? She probably got run over by a freight train or something.

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Stormato

A storm that is also a tomato.

That Stormato nearly killed every child at the orphanage today.

by Master P’s Theater November 05, 2023

Alabama Bone Hammer

A type of hammer, used by the people of Alabama, to break the bones of unsuspecting victims.

T-Roy certainly taught that man a lesson with his Alabama Bone Hammer.

by Master P’s Theater November 05, 2023