Definitions by Mast of the World
Masturagetion
This defines the state of mind where someone becomes so pissed off that the only way to relieve stress is to masturbate furiously.
Dude: Hey man, your girlfriend cheated on you.
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!
You: Ah that sucks.
Dude: With me. :3
You: WHAT THE FUCK?! TIME FOR SUM MASTURAGETION! *pulls out dick and starts fapping* AGGGGHHHH!!!
Masturagetion by Mast of the World May 7, 2010
Relaxturbation
Mom: *barges in* OH MY GOD WH-
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.
Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.
You: Sshhhh...I'm relaxturbating.
Friend1: What's wrong with him?
Friend2: He's in a deep state of relaxturbation.
Relaxturbation by Mast of the World June 14, 2009