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Fast candies 

Originated from a YouTube video named “FAST CANDIES 3AM CHALLENGE” or smth
The YouTuber Marcello_timenice_30 or the voice of Bambi Bambi Bambi made a joke to add to the funny of the video where instead of pronouncing “candies” he said fast food and stuttered replacing it with “fast candies”

It was later used by cynda & granarte for the Friday night funkin song “sugar rush” where the oppoent (bandu) says YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOING FAST FOOD- I MEAN, FAST CANDIES, DEZZ CANDIES, DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES
Bandu: YO WHATS UP GUYS TODAY WE'RE DOIN
Bandu: FAST FOOD- I MEAN
Bandu: FAST CANDIES. DEEZ CANDIES
**wrapper oppening**
DEEZ FUCKIN CANDIES

Your mom 

Someone who has absolutely run out of insults so they use 2 fucking words “your mom” making their sentence “valid
There is nothing you can do about it if someone says this, walk away. The more you interrogate them the more they get in your life.
Dat: nice insult, it doesn’t even make sense though!
Tony: Your mom
Dat: wtf

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

Bambi Bambi Bambi 

One of the most video game / cartoon character in general. He cannot surpass shaggy or However he has defiantly beaten many people before.
Bambi Bambi Bambi is uhhhhhh um
The one and only who has slain many gods before.
He slain shaggy.
He slain matt.
He slain jesus.
He slain the omnipotent god above us.
He is Cleveland from family guy.
All hail him.
A man with titanium balls and the smallest cock ever he roasts unfunny Minecraft furries 24/7

He is also known for burning down hotels in order to get more bitches, he has been the director of the 9/11 Bombing and got away with it, he has also survived while getting 80 rocks thrown at his window which even to the strongest god would be deadly, did I mention that he doesn’t shower any day and has a moss shield to protect him from dickass bullies. He also has burnt down multiple lgbtq+ Charities and has balls the size of Jupiter, he has slain gods the size of Venus with 2 simple words “fuck you”
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