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Saliva

A lubricating fluid secreted from the mouth. Saliva is tasteless in the mouth but smells nasty as fuck when dried on the skin or on your pillow case. Despite how icky saliva smells externally, it is a very popular choice as a personal lubricant (and the only possible choice of lubricant in fellatio).

(Friend 1 invites Friend 2 over for the night)
Friend 2: Ewwww what is that smell on your pillow case??
Friend 1: Oh I tend to drool a lot so that's the smell of my saliva
Friend 2: Bruh......

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 6, 2021

🥰

For girls this emoji is as innocent as a sweet summer child, but for guys it's a whole different story. And for all the real degenerates out there, it can get used in the most objectionable way possible.

Normal girl A: Look at my new french manicure!!
Normal girl B: Ouuuuu so cute!🥰

Degen girlfriend: *farts in her bf's face*
Degen boyfriend: Ooooooo 🥰

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 10, 2022

deceived

Gettin' played

I was deceived 6 months ago by an e-girl who I paid to see a custom video. She seemed well-intentioned, but once I sent that Amazon GC she immediately abandoned my texts.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 26, 2021

ball drapes

When one stretches their scrotum to the point of being loose enough to cover their entire penis like a drape. Just one of the many exotic neologisms derived from ReiyuGuiGui's twitch streams.

Before the big bang, Meghan had fun playing with Bob's ball drapes.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

queen of clubs

This term refers to a lady who regularly likes to goes clubbing. Often dominates the dancefloor with such dexterity, thus becoming the 'queen of clubs'.

Guy 1: Yo you see that hottie over there? Damn she sure knows how to dance

Guy 2: Yeah man, she's the queen of clubs.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 22, 2019

exply

The opposite term of "imply". Exply more or less means the same thing as explain or explicate; to make things clear.

Apparently the little child didn't know that this was an adults-only area, so the staff had to exply to him.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 6, 2019

Shut the fuck up

A very strong and empowering phrase that, once spoken, completely annihilates all perceived bullshit within its proximity.

Stupid e-girl: heyyyyy! Wanna see some nudes?? 😋😊
Me: Shut the fuck up

Stupid popup: hOt sInGlEs iN yOuR aReA!!!! dAtE OnE nOw!!!!
Me: Shut the fuck up
*turns off computer and goes outside for a walk*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 12, 2021