Alibaba

The Chinese wholesale site where most consumer brands get their merchandise from. Also named after the multibillion dollar company that created the site.

Scummy businesses often buy cheap merchandise from Alibaba, slap their logo on them, and then solely rely on catchy marketing tactics and social media to hype their product up.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 04, 2023

Fake Thot

An oxymoron

How can a thot be fake when the definition itself implies a girl who tries to be fake af just to get laid. It's like saying water is wet, well no shiet.

fake thot

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2023

ASMR videos

Videos you'll find on YouTube that feature a combination of satisfying visual and audio triggers for relaxation purposes. Note that 'trigger' here means anything that makes you get tingles (some people call it the 'chills').

Note that ASMR videos do not include Mukbang, nor does it include mic licking (since it is mostly done with sexual intent).

Many ASMR videos of eye exam roleplays exist on YouTube.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2021

Breath of the wild

When somebody's breath smells soooo incomprehensibly bad it's literally like it's from the wild

guy: hey girl what that mouth do
girl: *gives him the breath of the wild*
guy: ewww!! I only wanted to play BOTW not smell it!!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 15, 2022

fuckus

A combination of fuck (or fuss) and ruckus. A random misspeak that occurred when a friend was telling the day care lady to call her if her kid raised a "fuckus" when she was wanting to say fuss or ruckus. It came out as fuckus and caused a very embarrassing situation, and yet in retrospect very funny. When a child is acting up, they are raising a fuckus. An extreem fit.

My son got into a bag of m&m's and then on a sugar high raised a major fuckus

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 09, 2019

I'm not crying you're crying

Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.

Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 02, 2021

Windows 7

In retrospect, one of the greatest operating systems ever created. It was simple, it was modern, and it performed flawlessly (unlike Win 10 which is constantly riddled with bugs). It is ironic how Windows 10 adopted a more minimal user interface design, yet it is twice as more convoluted to use than Windows 7.

Using Windows 7 feels like freedom. Using Windows 10 feels like oppression.

Man I miss Windows 7. Although I like the design and function of Windows 10 (and 11), I really do miss the old Aero UI with the glass-paneled taskbar and such. I also miss those Win 7 themes that had those UI sound effects that change with it.

And overall everything in Win 7 just felt so much simpler and way less intrusive. It felt like it was your home.

(P.S. are their seriously no GIFs of Windows 7??)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 27, 2021