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LARP

1) Basically children's make-believe but for adults. Often augmented to a significant extent in which there are costumes, props and setting elements specifically designed for it. Funnily, the adults will take the make-believe far more seriously than the kids, who—at the end of the day—will come back to reality.

2) An internet phenomenon where the anonymity of the internet allows individuals to masquerade as any identity as they so please, with a central theme surrounding it (often a controversial one). There is no real motive for LARPing other than "for the lulz" or "for the aesthetic". LARPing is similar to trolling in a way, but fundamentally different. In fact, you could LARP around as a troll, thus creating a double-walled identity.

In both forms of LARPing, the degree of immersion can range from frivolous to completely involved.
SENSE 1: "So I was just going for the usual hike in the backwoods until I was suddenly startled by these medieval-dressed men with toy swords who leaped out of the bushes yelling some weird phrase"

"Sounds like they were LARPing"

SENSE 2:
a) Tyler likes to LARP as a dream smp fan for the experience, but really he has no interest in it.
b) Some (but not all) of the conspiracy nutjobs down in the YT comments section are just LARPers who do it for the lulz.
c) Danielle often LARPs online as a dude with the pronouns he/him. In actuality, Danielle is a girl and identifies as she/her, but being a guy feels more exciting to her.

d) "Take the comment sections in The Hollywood Reporter with a grain of salt, the users there are known to LARP as trolls"
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Unessary

The lazy (and less complicated) way of saying 'unnecessary'
It's so unessary to say unnecessary, dontcha think?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 19, 2022
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morb and chill

It's netflix and chill but morbier
Me: Hey girl wanna morb and chill?
Her: Sure, I do love some quality morbin' time
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your disgusting

It's you're, not your. Baka.
User 1: your disgusting
User 2: *You're disgusting. FTFY.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 16, 2022
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Burger King

It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.

The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.
McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.
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clear-headed

To be clear-headed (or clear-minded) is to remain in a state of mind where one is free of negative, irrational, anxious and desirous thoughts.

When you are clear-headed you feel calm, rational, and completely aware and focused on the present moment. You are not preoccupied with any heavy or extraneous thoughts. You do not react, instead you proact.

This state of mind can be commonly experienced after sexual intercourse or after an intense nourishing workout. Other reliable ways of becoming clear-headed include intermittent fasting, going on a ketogenic diet, meditating, and practicing mindfulness. Alternatively, practicing catharsis can induce a temporary clear-headed state.

Things that prevent one from becoming clear-headed include: browsing social media, reading the latest news, eating lots of unhealthy sugary foods, and staying indoors all day.

The opposite of clear-headedness is brain fog.
After upon sudden realization that his life was like a ball of tangled yarn, Tom had enough. Firstly, he cut off all the sugary snacks and drinks he'd been eating every day and started going on a keto diet. He then managed to work out at the gym at least 5 days a week. He also deleted all his social media apps and anything else that was a distraction to his life.

After a month, Tom was not only healthy physically, but he was also in a clear-headed mental state. He could think clearly and rationally, and nothing could agitate him anymore.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 24, 2019
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Home Owner

It literally means what it means
Cmon bruh are you seriously looking up 'Home Owner'?
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