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July 8th 2022 

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

Skrrt Skrrt 

An uncool way of saying vroom vroom. Seriously, nobody thought you were funny.

Synonyms: vroom vroom, beep beep
Person 1: Aight mate imma head out.

Person 2: Vroom Vroom

Person 3: Yeet

Person 4: Skrrt Skrrt

*Whole World Cringes*
My last definition was a bit wrongly put. Long story short, RARBG is like if you took Reddit and made into a torrent site. Possibly the best place to torrent high bitrate movies, but the comments section is too concerned about one-upping each other with snarky quips and crass jokes.
As described by one user in the RARBG comments:

"This place (RARBG) is beginning to feel like Reddit or Twitter because people are more interested in making "clever" quips about whatever social topic is popular; airing their misdirected and laughably thin grievances about something they don't actually understand or care to understand, because being "funny" and getting attention on the internet is obviously far more important and fulfilling..."

July 8, 2022 

The day where Canadians experienced a nation-wide internet outage, causing people to flock to the nearest malls and Starbucks to use its Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to close shop for the day.

Also goes to show that Canada's internet monopoly needs to fucking die (and lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8, 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol

The Best Parts Of A Woman 

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....

ur family tree lgbt 

a stupid meme that, along with the other list of 'ur mom gay'-inspired comebacks, originated and died in 2018.

Besides, most people in 2022 would probably find this cringe cus everything is taken more seriously nowadays
sussy_wussy3421: <message deleted> (ur family tree lgbt)
sussy_wussy3421: Hey why'd u delete my message it was a joke

MOD Heisenberg: This is an lgbtq friendly stream, it's still considered offensive regardless if it was a joke

Tesla Model X

1) One fancy ass crossover SUV.

2) One giant ass flex.
Tom was having a mid-life crisis so he bought himself a Tesla Model X to show off to his friends and family