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Telegram

Exactly what KKito said. However, while Telegram may seem like an instant messaging platform, it is more often used as a resource hub for valuable stuff pertaining to a specific niche. It is a bit like Microsoft Teams where you can upload files and it shows up inside a file tab, and everyone within the group can download the files.

When you join any Telegram group, the first place you should check is the group's Files tab. Who knows what sort of treasure you can find in there.
1) Christopher joined a random telegram group and found rare copies of celeb nudes from The Fappening
2) Charles joined a telegram group pertaining to Wii games and found a bunch of rare Wii ROMs in its files tab
3) Jesse joined many telegram groups but never talked in any of them. He was mostly there for the miscellaneous files/software that various users uploaded.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 7, 2022
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my dude

The male equivalent of "my lady" (British origin), generally used as a respectable form of address.
Straight guy from 1919: Wanna join me in a dance, my lady?

Gay (or straight) guy from 2019: Wanna join me in a dance, my dude?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 23, 2019
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My Cows My Meat

The phrase that pimps like to say to establish their territory in the pimp world. Cows referring to the hooker and meat referring to their clients.
*in a bar*

Pablo: So I see you also like to pimp as a side hustle
Diego: Yeah, whatsittoya
Pablo: I'm a pimp too. I'll tell you what, I'll pay you some thicc moolah if you let some of your hookers work for me
Diego: Hey look man, My Cows My Meat
Pablo: no u
Diego: NO U!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021
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baculum

The name for the bone found in most mammalian penises. Ironically, humans do not possess a baculum yet we refer to an erect penis as a boner.
Jesse's erection was so prolonged that he might as well call it a baculum.
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White Knight

1) In general, someone who fights for fairness and impartiality. Isn't afraid to go against the popular opinion of a community to make sure that no one (or no thing) gets misunderstood.

2) The antithesis of a black knight.
3) Me.
"I'm a white knight and all them haters can frick the frick off" - me
"Poor you, defending everyone and everything. I might as well whoop your ass too." - Black knight
"Let that idea entertain you, because the reality is that white knights always win. Wake up you incompetent fool. " - me
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 31, 2022
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Femboy

1) A meme.

2a) A young lad who (regardless of gender identity and sex orientation) genuinely appreciates and has a taste for feminine fashion and beauty. A femboy has essentially internalized these feminine interests and appropriated it for their own self-expression. Femboys may find huge interest in makeup, feminine clothing, and nail polishes. Femboys may also be fond of other girly stuff like knitting, shōjo manga or boy bands. You can tell that somebody is a femboy when they are equally as zealous (or knowledgable) about the feminine interest as a typical girl would be.

2b) The term also extends to behaviours and mannerisms that are feminine in nature, though this is not required to be labelled as a femboy.

3) Me.
As a cis femboy I love to paint my nails, not because other guys are doing it, and not because of any fad, but because I genuinely like it. It makes my hands look sooo pretty and it helps me express myself better. Plus, I can finally have something relatable when I talk to a girl, haha.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 12, 2021
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Netflix Original

A movie or TV series that is exclusively released on Netflix.

I haven't watched much Netflix Originals, but I would think its production is on the cheaper side. Only exceptions to this are the Marvel Netflix series.
Ignore what I said above, Netflix Originals can be really good (most are), but I personally just want to believe that they're bad.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 31, 2021
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