Definitions by Mary Jane
Dirty Tamale
The act of anal sex with a mexican male or female. The act is done by taking one's Tapatio lubed penis and putting it in the ass of your mexican partner. Many ask if this is safe. Mexicans have an immunity to Tapatio and tend to have the most intense orgasms upon contact with Tapatio.
"Your girl ended up in the emergency room after you gave her a Dirty Tamale? Dude, you should've made sure she was Mexican first!"
Dirty Tamale by Mary Jane January 25, 2015
LIQ
Laughing inside Quietly. Pronounced: "lick." Commonly happens to individuals when something negative happens that is socially unacceptable to laugh at.
"I was LIQ-ing so hard in church yesterday when the pastor tripped."
"I am not sure why, but the silence of a funeral causes me to LIQ."
"I am not sure why, but the silence of a funeral causes me to LIQ."
prom
The night in high school involving the loss of a lot of money and a lot of virginity. Underclass prom ho's agree to go with social pariahs just to get there, and in the end, it's just another awful high school dance. Prom also usually results in an epidemic of eating disorders among girls. Low-level, parent-approved prostitution: the girls get dressed up, the guys pay for everything, they get them off. Popular post-prom destinations include the shore or cheap hotel rooms.
funky spunk
Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.
funky spunk by Mary Jane February 21, 2005
pineapple
a pineapple is someone who is brunette on the outside but a stereotypical blonde dumbass on the inside.
she's got brown hair but i swear she acts like one of those blonde bitches that say the word 'like' 10 times per sentence... fuckin pineapple....