Martin Thomas's definitions

bellcheese

A common insult for someone, implying the victim(s) have fungal irregularities on their nether regions.

Steely, you are a bellcheese!

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

jobber

An insult for someone who is "less great" than everyone else.

Steely, your opinion doesn't matter because you are a jobber

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

framp

To flatulate.

Have you framped?

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

bumhugger

Someone who is a homosexual.

"Get away, queer. You're a bumhugger."

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

cheeseophile

Someone who engages in sexual activity with dairy products, in particular cheese.

"You sir, are a cheeseophile"

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

fookin

The result of someone with a Mancunian accent trying to say the word 'fucking'

"Oi, ya fookin' bastard ya!

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

pebbledash

When someone farts a lot, and leaves small bits of crap in their underwear.

"Jesus Christ, I've just pebbledashed myself!"

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003