Marshall tucker 's definitions

zollver

When you combine Zak with Oliver thus making zollver.

These when encountered in the wild should be avoided. They can be highly smug and have a pungent clam smell.

Often times after ingesting food will regurgitate and whine about their tummy’s.

Wow,watch out there is a zollver over there.

I know I smell the clams.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.

Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump

by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024

flog-nosticate

Aging sex addict who can’t keep up with the new trends of kinky sex. Flog-nosticators are prone to being side tracked and forgetting shit.

Usually resulting in suicide by strangulation.

I was watching some serious porn last night and was enjoying it the. I went to check the frozen pizza in the oven. I forgot to turn it off and the wife came home and saw what I was watching.

I’ve seen my life go bye so fast but I know that I’ve become a flog-nosticator
I told myself to never flog-nosticate

by Marshall tucker April 10, 2022