Definitions by Marlboro Man

Cookie 

A mixture of flour and water that new moonshiners use to seal off their cheap, crappy made still.

God damn’t Pete grab the cookie we’re losing that good liquor!

Cookie by Marlboro Man June 25, 2019

Larph 

Ralph Lauren, but pronounced by people that can't speak properly, or are just joking around. Also, if it's not Larph (Ralph Lauren), then it sucks.

If it's not Larph, it sucks dick.

Larph by Marlboro Man December 14, 2008

Larph 

Ralph Lauren, but pronounced by people that can't speak properly, or are just joking around. Also, if it's not Larph (Ralph Lauren), then it sucks.

If it's not Larph, it sucks dick.

Larph by Marlboro Man December 9, 2008

jansmaism 

Jansmaism
–adjective, jans·ma·ism
1. Speaking in a gay tone while speaking in an above average high pitched tone.
2. Saying something that, while not overtly gay, shows that you have knowledge about things that only the fairer sex should know about (See Picnik).
3. Calling girls delicious.

Wow man, that was a jansmaism!

jansmaism by Marlboro Man June 13, 2008