Markwonder's definitions

Hate

Usually an emotion expressed by those on the left of the political spectrum when they are confronted with an opinion or a situation that goes against their beliefs or ideals.

Hate towards Miss California Carrie Prejean because of her opinion on gay marriage.

Hate towards our men and women in uniform defending this country, especially anytime a Republican is in the White House.

Hate towards anybody making a decent living for themselves.

Bristol Palin's success on "Dancing with the Stars" brought out the worst kind of liberal hate.

by Markwonder December 11, 2010

Backlisted

What usually happens to Urban Dictionary definitions that are either not politically correct or favor conservative ideals or values. Those definitions are usually placed towards the back or get moved behind more liberal definitions of a word.

I wrote a factual definition for Sarah Palin in Urban Dictionary that lacked negative information. As expected, my definition got backlisted where it is less likely to be read.

by Markwonder September 13, 2011

Would you rather

A game where you are given a choice between two embarassing scenarios and you have to choose one.

Would you rather have a threesome with your parents and nobody find out?

OR

Not have a threesome with your parents and have everybody think you did?

by markwonder November 19, 2010

Nigger Chuckle

A type of laugh common amongst Africans. The nigger chuckle is generally performed while holding a loose fist to the mouth followed by a few subtle short laughs then by three or more rasping utterances produced in the back of the mouth.

1. Example Nigger Chuckle: Yo. Treon say Chiante bref so bad dat he din't know whether to offer her a tic tac or toilet paper! Heh, Heh, Heh, chhcckkk, chhcckkk, chhcckk!

by Markwonder September 20, 2011