Nigger Chuckle

A type of laugh common amongst Africans. The nigger chuckle is generally performed while holding a loose fist to the mouth followed by a few subtle short laughs then by three or more rasping utterances produced in the back of the mouth.

1. Example Nigger Chuckle: Yo. Treon say Chiante bref so bad dat he din't know whether to offer her a tic tac or toilet paper! Heh, Heh, Heh, chhcckkk, chhcckkk, chhcckk!

by Markwonder September 20, 2011

Would you rather

A game where you are given a choice between two embarassing scenarios and you have to choose one.

Would you rather have a threesome with your parents and nobody find out?

OR

Not have a threesome with your parents and have everybody think you did?

by markwonder November 19, 2010

Shart

When you push too hard to fart and end up shitting your drawers.

Shart philosophy seen on bathroom wall:

Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.

by Markwonder March 18, 2011

hipocrite

A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.

Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hipocrite.

by markwonder May 07, 2010