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Usually an emotion expressed by those on the left of the political spectrum when they are confronted with an opinion or a situation that goes against their beliefs or ideals.
Hate towards Miss California Carrie Prejean because of her opinion on gay marriage.
Hate towards our men and women in uniform defending this country, especially anytime a Republican is in the White House.
Hate towards anybody making a decent living for themselves.
Bristol Palin's success on "Dancing with the Stars" brought out the worst kind of liberal hate.
Hate towards our men and women in uniform defending this country, especially anytime a Republican is in the White House.
Hate towards anybody making a decent living for themselves.
Bristol Palin's success on "Dancing with the Stars" brought out the worst kind of liberal hate.
by Markwonder December 11, 2010
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Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hipocrite.
by markwonder May 7, 2010
Get the hipocrite mug.1. An award now given out frivolously.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
2. An award given to President Barack Obama based on his first 17 days in office. The nomination deadline for the prize was 17 days after he took office.
3. An award given the President Barack Obama on the basis of the "hope" he inspires and what he "might" do while President.
by Markwonder October 9, 2009
Get the Nobel Peace Prize mug.While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.
Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”
Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.
Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”
Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.
by markwonder August 30, 2010
Get the Smart-ass mug.A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.
by Markwonder May 14, 2010
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Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.
Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance, went to fart and shit my pants.
by Markwonder March 18, 2011
Get the Shart mug.A traffic light that turns from yellow to red just as you get there and causes you to have to wait until the signal runs it's full cycle before it is your turn to pass. Seemingly stays red forever.
Usually at an intersection that includes turn arrow signals for cars making left turns.
Full-cycle red lights are commonly experienced while lost in the city. See the Law of wrong way.
Usually at an intersection that includes turn arrow signals for cars making left turns.
Full-cycle red lights are commonly experienced while lost in the city. See the Law of wrong way.
I would have been there on time, but every intersection I came to was a full-cycle red light. Consequently, I was 15 minutes late for the Boss's meeting. FML.
by Markwonder October 28, 2010
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