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Fucktard

"Fucktard" is a vulgar, derogatory slang term used to describe an extraordinarily stupid, foolish, or inept person.
That Croait, Marin Skific; is such a Fucktard! Never admits when he’s wrong and thinks he’s better than anyone else. Such a Fucktard!
by Markie Markie April 5, 2026
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Cliff Clavin

A person who thinks they something about everything.
Andy Dauer is a real Cliff Clavin. He would talk to a box of rocks just to show how much he thinks he knows.
by Markie Markie April 3, 2026
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Masterwaiting

The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.
I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.
by Markie Markie July 11, 2017
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