Definitions by Mark Twains a dickweed

quif pizza 

when two people are having sex and multiple quifs come out in a row

Damn girl that was just a quif pizza you had right there.

quif pizza by Mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

dickweek 

when a girl has sex at least 7 times in one week

You u had sex 784 times this week, damn that was a dickweek.

dickweek by Mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008

parting gift 

n: When a guy squirts cum into a girls butt on the way out of her vagina.
Usually doggy style.

Hey! You just gave me a parting gift, you ass!

parting gift by mark Twains a dickweed December 18, 2008