Mark Schlouse's definitions

thort

A pussy that has been bored out so long and hard over the years that it more resembles a humid, moist cave than a vagina. This kind of vagina has the interesting property that it will give you both a boner as well as nightmares.

That MILF's thort probably hangs halfway down her thighs.

by Mark Schlouse March 13, 2003

bored out

When a woman is fucked so hard and long that the diameter of her pussy is irreversably widened.

Man, I would love to bore out that MILF.

by Mark Schlouse March 13, 2003