Definitions by Mark Nordenstein

Check on the scones

Euph.
To have a shit.

Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.

Check on the scones by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Write a lengthy blog 

Euph.
To have a shit.

I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.

Write a lengthy blog by Mark Nordenstein July 26, 2007

Develop one's photos 

euph.
To have a shit.

Where's Matt gone?

He's gone to develop his photos.

Ah. I will go and develop one's photos too I think.

Develop one's photos by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

Lengthy Sojourn 

Euphemism
A long shit

Ok, from now on, no more lengthy sojourns in the bathroom.

Lengthy Sojourn by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

Go to Egypt

Euph.
To go to the bathroom.

I'm about to go to Egypt and lay some cable.

Go to Egypt by Mark Nordenstein July 25, 2007

Spider Juice 

Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.

"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."

Spider Juice by Mark Nordenstein May 29, 2007

Dry Roasted Peanuts 

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.

My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!

Dry Roasted Peanuts by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007