8 definitions by Mark Nordenstein

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Euphemism
A long shit
Ok, from now on, no more lengthy sojourns in the bathroom.
by Mark Nordenstein June 25, 2007
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Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.
My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!
by Mark Nordenstein April 26, 2007
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Euph.
To have a shit.
I went to Leeds yesterday, and we had dinner at an Indian Restaurant. Today, I'm going to write a lengthy blog.
by Mark Nordenstein June 25, 2007
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Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.
"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."
by Mark Nordenstein May 14, 2007
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euph.
To have a shit.
Where's Matt gone?

He's gone to develop his photos.

Ah. I will go and develop one's photos too I think.
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One of those ancient dried up rotten bees, or similar you find from time to time on the windowsill, or around various carnivorous plants. Sometimes can smell of shit.
"Hey I just found another scrunchy bug by the window! Kids...we're eating tea tonight!"
by Mark Nordenstein April 22, 2007
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Euph.
To have a shit.
Where did you go?

I went to check on the scones.
by Mark Nordenstein June 25, 2007
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