lagasse alarm

It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.
The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.

"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"
by Mark H July 11, 2004
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forrest gump

British sort of rhyming slang term used in place of "dump" when someone says "I gotta go take a dump."
I'll be back later mate. I've got to go take a Forrest Gump.
by Mark H June 25, 2004
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yellow submarine

A state of utter and total drunkeness that you enter when you drink any alcoholic beverage that is yellowish in color.
1. Shit, I just drank a whole case of Budweisers and now I'm riding in the yellow submarine!

2. Bunch of drunkards sitting together who've just had too many Buds:

(singing)

"We all live in a yellow submarine!
A yellow submarine!!
A yellow submarine!!!"
by Mark H October 17, 2004
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fagger

A mega fag. Not necessarily gay, but someone who is just being a total idiot.
God, he is such a fagger when he gets drunk!
by Mark H December 04, 2003
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space suit

Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.
Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.

Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!

Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!

Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.

*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*

Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!

Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!
by Mark H September 05, 2004
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h to the izzo

Ebonics slang for H2O(water).
Yo I'm thirsty. Got any H to the izzO?
by Mark H January 05, 2007
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hungarian

1.To be hungry.
2.A person from the country of Hungary(duh of course!)
1. The banquet during college graduation night was totally ruined when a bunch of fat Tri Delts showed up and were all hungarian over the food until they scarfed it all.

2. When Jeff was out vacationing in Budapest, he was all hungarian for some cheap Hungarian bitches while he was walking down the streets at night on the hunt for pink october.





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by Mark H November 01, 2004
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