Definitions by MarioSpinsters69

Dick Fingers 

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

Dick Fingers by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

smashing wagons 

when multiple people's behinds collide in a sexual way

i walked in the room, and there were two dudes, just smashing wagons.

smashing wagons by MarioSpinsters69 March 17, 2023