Definitions by Margi Sloan

bum porridge 

poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy

I just did bum porridge

bum porridge by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

nose pizza 

Nose pizza is snot that comes out of your nose as told by 3 year old son

That was good nose pizza

nose pizza by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

bum shocks 

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son

Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)

bum shocks by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007