bum porridge

poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy
by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007
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nose pizza

Nose pizza is snot that comes out of your nose as told by 3 year old son
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bum shocks

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son
Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)
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