2 definitions by Margaritamayhem

A middle aged guy who gets divorced and dates women half his age, usually while acting like a saint.
Dave has turned into a total Santo. He asked out his daughters friend on Facebook
by Margaritamayhem March 23, 2022
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A group of mermaids is called a wave.
Did you see that wave of mermaids? There must have been 2 dozen
by Margaritamayhem December 15, 2018
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