Marcus Macdonald's definitions

pinky

pinky: (noun) Not the most macho way of referring to your shortest finger.

Why does your pinky stick out that way when you drink tea?

by Marcus Macdonald July 4, 2008

colloogle

colloogle: noun. A collage of images found on Google.

This colloogle was made by entering the words "donkey" and "strange" on Google Image.

by Marcus Macdonald May 24, 2008

damage

damage: exclamation. Energetic exclamation expressed in the presence of amazing or felicitous things and events, referring to neuronal damage (brain overload) occurring during exposure to the object of admiration.

He cried "Damage!" in an exalted state of utter amazement.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

ornitholoquia

ornitholoquia: noun. The language of birds. Unintelligible chattering.

That metaphysical discussion was no more than ornitholoquia to my ears.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

congeal

congeal: verb (fr. gelé) To signify a state of mental numbness provoked by the absorption of licit and illicit mind altering substances.

Save it, I'm thoroughly congealed.

by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008

well-meaning

well-meaning: adj. Maliciously intending harm while pretending to do good.

Of all my well-meaning friends, he is the most dangerous.

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008

snerd

snerd: noun. A nerd that engages in sinful or wanton behavior; diametrically opposed to restrained, conservative nerd habits.

I have rarely met such a lustful, decadent snerd!

by Marcus Macdonald May 21, 2008