Definitions by Marcus Intalex

Valley Freeway 

Common-use term for Washington State Route 167, a suburban freeway connecting the Seattle suburbs of Renton, Tukwila, Kent, Auburn, and Puyallup.

"If we take 167 it's gonna be like three miles shorter than I-5."

Valley Freeway by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Burnside

The street in Portland, Oregon where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate.

Dude, let's go to Burnside and pick up some hos.

Burnside by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

your mom's pussy 

Where I was last night.

Haha, you just been OWN3D.

your mom's pussy by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Viaduct 

Short for the Alaskan Way Viaduct, the double-deck freeway that lines Seattle's waterfront. The Viaduct is slowly crumbling into a million pieces due to earthquake damage, and will most likely be replaced in the next few years.

"The best view in Seattle is from the top of the Viaduct."

Viaduct by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

The Laziest Men On mars 

The techno group that composed the song "Invasion of the Gabber Robots," the soundtrack to the world-famous "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" video.

Dude, the Laziest Men on Mars kick ass.

The Laziest Men On mars by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

South Tacoma Way 

The street in Tacoma, Washington where most of the hookers and prostitutes congregate. South Tacoma Way is near McChord Air Force Base and Fort Lewis, two of the nation's largest military installations. As such, it sports the largest adult entertainment district in the Pacific Northwest, a sprawling metropolis of porn shops, strip clubs, and streetwalkers.

"My girlfriend works at a joint on South Tacoma Way."

South Tacoma Way by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003

Hillside Strangler 

Slang term for the westernmost interchange on the Eisenhower Expressway (I-290) in Chicago. Three lanes of Interstate 290 narrow to two and three lanes of Interstate 88 narrow to one, to form three lanes of the Eisenhower. The "strangling" effect of merging two three-lane freeways into one three-lane freeway often creates huge traffic jams, thus its notoriety as the "hillside strangler."

There was no traffic at all, 'cept for the usual backup at the hillside strangler.

Hillside Strangler by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003