Eleven O'Clock Princess

(used only in UK) - 1) A potential female sexual partner only chosen because it's eleven o'clock at night (last orders) and you still haven't pulled. 2) A not-too-pretty female who you wouldn't look twice at sober, but who takes on a princess-like aura by eleven o'clock, usually after you've had a number of drinks.

"Look at her! She is gorgeous!"
"Nah you pisshead. She's just an eleven o'clock princess"

by Marc GJ May 19, 2004

Osbourned

To be so high/drunk/both that it's all you can do to drag your body around like Ozzy Osbourne.

I shouldn't have had those painkillers on top of all that beer. I'm completely Osbourned now.

by Marc GJ May 21, 2004

two dudes

Characters created by mrandmrswheatley.co.uk (see also b3ta). Probably appearing in a margarine advert very soon.

Dude 1: "Dude, you are sooooo gay"
Dude 2: "I think you'll find you're gay"
Dude 1 "I'm sorry, did you say you were gay?"

by Marc GJ June 22, 2004