One who is overly obese , has children , Doesn't see them , Drink's Bourbon with them even though they're only 12 and 13 years old , Still plays virtual places chat from dusk till dawn after 11 and a half years.
"Im getting drunk timmy pooh "lol" i need another glass of bourbon "lol" i can hardly stand even though im sitting "lol" im such a wix "lol"
by marc February 11, 2004
A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.
by Marc April 03, 2005