Bruce

Bruce

A red head who loves spiderman, hes sweet and kind and will kill anyone that hurts you, hes funny and has a addictive laugh, everyone loves him and most girls also like him, if you find a bruce you better not let him go because hes a keeper and I love him.

"You're dating bruce! Your so lucky!
"Ya bruce is great!"

by Maple jay August 20, 2019

Rhino jesus

Rhino jesus is a rhino, he likes to get fucked up on Smirnoff and doesn't make the right decision, that's why people get hit by airplanes 9 times out of 10. Oh and he also protects the board game Jumanji.

Rhino jesus definition:
"This must be the work of rhino jesus!"

by Maple Jay July 10, 2018