Definitions by Man's cold

Restrictionism 

A severe punishment situation when someone's parents restrict him from using anything fun-based or to socialise. These moments occur very rarely and the victims are often between 13 and 17.

These days, Rick was behaving very aggressively towards his parents. Little did he know he was going to enter a period of restrictionism.

Restrictionism by Man's cold May 20, 2017

Tabgily 

A person who answers an open question with Yes or No.

Zay: Hey, what's your name?

Frankie: Yes.

Zay: Stop being a tabgily ...

Tabgily by Man's cold May 19, 2017

Tabgily 

The type of person that answers yes or no to an open question.

Eloi: What's your name?

Keith (tabgily): Yes

Tabgily by Man's cold May 17, 2017

Smae 

Smae is a synonym for same. Often used in chill conversations.

Jake: "I bought a new keyboard"
Hansel "Smae fam (skr skr)"

Smae by Man's cold May 14, 2017

999 ping 

In gaming, when a certain player has extremely bad internet, typical reaction from the playerbase of the game.

Dick: Player with bad ping
Will: "Hey guys look at Dick he's such a 999 ping lol xD"
Rest of community: "lol fucking ass cunt bitch buy a new modem lol skanker skrr skrr fam beat his ass"

999 ping by Man's cold May 11, 2017