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Noun:
1) Mitt Romney supporters
2) Geniuses like Ted Neugent, Jon Voigt, Gene Simmons, LindsBritney Minaj & etc. (Eastwood gets a pass on this one because he has actual conversations with chairs, so he's probably just senile. Or maybe schizophrenic, like Moses and the guys who wrote the bible).
1) Mitt Romney supporters
2) Geniuses like Ted Neugent, Jon Voigt, Gene Simmons, LindsBritney Minaj & etc. (Eastwood gets a pass on this one because he has actual conversations with chairs, so he's probably just senile. Or maybe schizophrenic, like Moses and the guys who wrote the bible).
Gina: You were a Kiss groupie back in the day, weren't you Amber?
Amber: Yeah, I used to think Gene Simmons was so hot. Now it's just embarrassing, what with that lame-ass reality show...and he's a Mitt Romney supporter!
Gina: Yet another...
Gina & Amber together: MITTWIT!!!
Amber: Yeah, I used to think Gene Simmons was so hot. Now it's just embarrassing, what with that lame-ass reality show...and he's a Mitt Romney supporter!
Gina: Yet another...
Gina & Amber together: MITTWIT!!!
by Mammy Yokum October 18, 2012
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Joanne: You are NOT going to believe this! Fireman Tom is voting for President Obama!
Robert: Are you kidding me? That die-hard Republican? He must have had a MAJOR smart attack!
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by Mammy Yokum November 3, 2012
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