Definitions by Mama lama

kateeya 

The perfect woman. Smart, funny, beautiful. Loves long walks on the beach and also an animal lover. Some would call her the perfect milf.

Bro did you see that milf over there?
Yeah she is definitely a Kateeya

kateeya by Mama Lama March 14, 2024

Toilet seat ass 

When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.

“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”

Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.

Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.

Toilet seat ass by Mama lama July 30, 2018

Douche and a half 

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.

Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.

Douche and a half by Mama lama July 30, 2018

pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.

Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!

pube weed wacker by Mama lama December 30, 2016