3 definitions by Mama lama

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.
Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!
by Mama lama December 30, 2016
Get the pube weed wacker mug.
When someone’s ass has a V shape to it and is very flat like they sat on the toilet all day.
“Dude, the lunch lady has got some nasty toilet seat ass in those tight clam diggers.”

Louise screamed at the kid for giving her a $20 bill for lunch and she walked away with her V shaped flat toilet seat ass.

Uncle Henry’s toilet seat ass is noticeable in any pair of jeans he wears because it excentuates how flat and V shaped it is.
by Mama lama July 31, 2018
Get the Toilet seat ass mug.
A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.
Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.
by Mama lama July 31, 2018
Get the Douche and a half mug.