Definitions by Malum malum

doggerelalgia 

Mental anguish inflicted by amateur poetry.

The doggerelalgia! IT BURNS!

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I sit alone,
In the shadows of suspicion,
So alone,
No-one to share the pain with.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I feel fury,
I feel pain,
I feel sorrow,
I feel anger.
So many feelings,
My soul is engulfed,
I don't see a meaning,
In life or myself.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.

I'm asking for help,
Can you hear my cries,
My feelings they hurt me,
Help me overcome suicide,
Save me please.

Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me,
My soul it does cry,
Save me,
My soul it does weep.
Save me, Save my soul.

doggerelalgia by Malum malum March 5, 2011

prohapsibly 

Probably perhaps possibly.

Girlfriend: will you come to the ball with me, loverkins?
Boyfriend: prohapsibly, my dear.

prohapsibly by Malum malum November 19, 2010

aftermorevenooning 

The world's favourite time-independent greeting.

Teacher: "Good aftermorevenooning, everyone!"
Children: "Good aftermorevenooning, Mister Sucklebutton!"

aftermorevenooning by Malum malum March 25, 2010