Definitions by Malkov Volkov IV

Afterzero 

The early hours of the morning, the time from midnight (a.k.a. 00:00 or “zero” military time) to dawn. (Used in sentences similarly to afternoon.)

Oh goodness, its already the afterzero.

Have a good afterzero!

Afterzero by Malkov Volkov IV July 28, 2019

Fight Me 

1) A sarcastic term of endearment (really meaning "I love you," "I appreciate you," etc.)

2) A somewhat sarcastic phrase meaning "make out with me," "have sex with me," etc.

"You know you love me."
"Fight me, you meme-loving fuck"

Fight Me by Malkov Volkov IV November 25, 2015

Vyjigiri 

To test out a new sword casually on a passerby.

Woman 1: Did you hear what happened downtown yesterday?
Woman 2: No, what happened?
Woman 1: Someone Vyjigiried the whole left side of your ex's head off!
Woman 2: ...YES!

Vyjigiri by Malkov Volkov IV June 11, 2013

Tsujie 

To test out a new sword casually on a passerby.

Based off the Japanese word Tsujigiri (which means the same thing).

Woman 1: Did you hear what happened downtown yesterday?
Woman 2: No, what happened?
Woman 1: Somone Tsujied Bob's ear off!

Tsujie by Malkov Volkov IV June 11, 2013