Definitions by Malias Malias

fondio 

Fondio is the aroma of dirty, sweaty, balls, ass and dick.

The porta potty reeked of fondio as I power pissed trying not to touch anything.

fondio by Malias Malias December 14, 2023

meth mermaid 

Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.

"Video Candice is trying to lure me in like a siren with their meth mermaid ways look at her mouth"

meth mermaid by Malias Malias April 8, 2020