Malachi Constant's definitions

Handeurysm

Aneurysm of the hand

Shit! I think I just had a handeurysm!

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

Moingey Bingo

Having the best day possible

-Hey how are you today? -Moingey Bingo!

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

Swampass

Having a very sweaty, stinky buttcrack and asshole

Damn dude! After that hike I have some serious swampass.

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019

Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.

Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.

by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019