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Kernel
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Kernel:
Somebody
who is
cornier
than a
cornball
.
“
Dude
,
Trenton
’s a Kernel!”
Malachi
laughed
Kernel
by
Mal, The unstable
May 29, 2025
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Cob
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Cob:
Someone
who is an
extreme
cornball
.
“Brianna is such a Cob!”
Said
Chris
.
“Dude, Cobs are so
unfunny
.”
Cob
by
Mal, The unstable
May 29, 2025
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