Mako like the Shark's definitions

Jokie

/Joke-EE/
Noun

1. Someone who is new or inexperienced in a particular video game.

A noob, a neophyte, a new player, someone naive.

"Watch out for those turrets, Jokie."

"Damn Jokie, you suck."

"Get on my level, Jokie."

by Mako like the Shark July 1, 2017

Asimo

A small humanoid robot created by the Honda Motor Company to preform menial tasks around the office or home. But secretly used for Military reconnaissance. Said to bring about the "Terminator" scenario.

Karl: Dude! It's an asimo!
Matt: Holy shit it's got a gat!
Asimo: RUN THAT SHIT BITCH!

by Mako like the Shark May 13, 2008

Chinaguts

The effect of painful swelling in your stomach after going to the Chinese buffet and eating until you hate yourself.

James was experiencing the painful side effects of Chinaguts after eating five plates of food.

by Mako like the Shark August 15, 2016

Postwench

When a dumb whore pours her guts out on the internet QQing about her feelings over and over again regardless of what anyone says or replies with.

Leaving just "tl;dr" to reply with.

Postwench: Well first off you have to realize that I was on my period, and I had just finished talking to my Mom, and she was really upset about some shit and I had watched a sad movie last night and I was feeling really upset.

You: tl;dr

by Mako like the Shark December 11, 2011

give your balls a tug

Man up. Get on with it. Get serious.

A: I think I have a chance with Rachel.

B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.

by Mako like the Shark May 19, 2019

koo koo ka ju

A term that the beatles coined while tripping on acid. It shouldn't really have a meaning, but can be used interjectionally to emote the mental state of ones self under the influence of a controlled substance.

I am the eggman
I am the Walrus
Koo koo ka ju

by Mako like the Shark August 12, 2008