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Definitions by Mako like the Shark

give your balls a tug 

A: I think I have a chance with Rachel.

B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.
/Joke-EE/
Noun

1. Someone who is new or inexperienced in a particular video game.

A noob, a neophyte, a new player, someone naive.
"Watch out for those turrets, Jokie."

"Damn Jokie, you suck."

"Get on my level, Jokie."
Jokie by Mako like the Shark July 1, 2017

Chinaguts 

The effect of painful swelling in your stomach after going to the Chinese buffet and eating until you hate yourself.
James was experiencing the painful side effects of Chinaguts after eating five plates of food.
Chinaguts by Mako like the Shark August 15, 2016

Postwench 

When a dumb whore pours her guts out on the internet QQing about her feelings over and over again regardless of what anyone says or replies with.

Leaving just "tl;dr" to reply with.
Postwench: Well first off you have to realize that I was on my period, and I had just finished talking to my Mom, and she was really upset about some shit and I had watched a sad movie last night and I was feeling really upset.

You: tl;dr
Postwench by Mako like the Shark December 11, 2011

koo koo ka ju 

A term that the beatles coined while tripping on acid. It shouldn't really have a meaning, but can be used interjectionally to emote the mental state of ones self under the influence of a controlled substance.
I am the eggman
I am the Walrus
Koo koo ka ju
A small humanoid robot created by the Honda Motor Company to preform menial tasks around the office or home. But secretly used for Military reconnaissance. Said to bring about the "Terminator" scenario.
Karl: Dude! It's an asimo!
Matt: Holy shit it's got a gat!
Asimo: RUN THAT SHIT BITCH!
Asimo by Mako like the Shark May 13, 2008