Definitions by Major headache

Lipgloss money

When you have money left over after paying all the bills so you can buy something extra, like lip gloss.

Girl, I was able to pay all my bills in full and buy lipgloss! I’ve got that lipgloss money.

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When your Major is acting like a bridezilla about his retirement.

Chris Foley was a Majorzilla about his retirement. See also pain in the ass

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