Major Noshheroff's definitions

lady hedge

Pubic hair as an alternative to lady garden

Christ your lady hedge needs a trim its blocking the old jade gate!

by Major Noshheroff October 14, 2019

moused-up

Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.

No chance of getting my rocks off tonight, she’s moused-up for the week.

by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018

lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic

Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!

by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019

Carfrottage

Running ones hand or hands over a piece or component of a motorcycle or Automobile before attempting to remove it for repair.

My motor stopped working, I had to carfrottage it to work out how to take it apart!

by Major Noshheroff June 25, 2021