4 definitions by Major Noshheroff

Christ your lady hedge needs a trim its blocking the old jade gate!
by Major Noshheroff October 14, 2019
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Using a tampon, as in she is; on the blob, she’s got the painters in etc. The root of the definition refering to the similarity of Tampax tampon to a small white rodent because of the body of the tampon and its “white string” like a tail and the act of inserting it up the vagina. Other brands may have different coloured strings but the result is the same they are moused-up.
No chance of getting my rocks off tonight, she’s moused-up for the week.
by Major Noshheroff July 30, 2018
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Running ones hand or hands over a piece or component of a motorcycle or Automobile before attempting to remove it for repair.
My motor stopped working, I had to carfrottage it to work out how to take it apart!
by Major Noshheroff June 25, 2021
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A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic
Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!
by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
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