monkey run

A frantic dash, usually from one side of a city to another. Also emergency travel between two countries organised at the last minute to try to prevent something terrible from happening.

Reminiscent of a monkey running on the ground from a predator looking for a safe tree to climb. Arms and legs are usually swinging from side to side and the monkey has a grin of terror on its face.

Monkey runs typically have a success rate of between 30% and 50%.
Sandra suddenly realised that she left the CD-Rom with all the photos in her husbands lap top. If he turned it on the game was up. She decided she would have to do a monkey run to London that night.
by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007
mugGet the monkey runmug.

Strawballs

The name of someone whose balls never see daylight. A sexually inactive man.
Strawballs is staying in again tonight!
by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007
mugGet the Strawballsmug.

skaldy

Dublin slang for bald. Also, ugly because it's too big or too plain.
I'd buy that coat except for the big skaldy buttons.
by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007
mugGet the skaldymug.

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