10 definitions by Magill

UDumber

Noun: 1. A person who uses UD posts for personal vengence, not realizing it makes them look pitiful. 2. A person who posts their own name on UD, not realizing it makes them look like someone you want to avoid at all costs.

That UDumber put the name of the girl who dumped him on. Has he lost his mind?

by Magill March 22, 2008

Shortznob

a person, addicted to completing the New York Times Sunday crossword in ink, for whom this is a method of shoring up feelings of self-worth and intellectual pride. Derived from Will Shortz, editor magnus for the Times, it is an affliction common to several million people.

I'm a Shortznob, but in the words of Woody Allen,I need the eggs.

by Magill March 21, 2008

pulled a Checkers

Indulged in maudlin, self serving self pity on TV ( or anywhere else for that matter)- as in Tricky Dick Nixon's famous "Checkers" speech-(check it out- it was priceless!- and timeless).

Mom pulled a Checkers when nobody would eat her tuna casserole. The candidate pulled a Checkers on national TV when he was beaten by Stephen Colbert.

by Magill March 22, 2008