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Definitions by Magic Kinney

Tuck and Cuck

The act of a man tucking his penis behind his legs while watching another man or men have sexual intercourse with his wife. Invented by Fox News Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson "Honey have you seen my favorite bowtie? It's the one my mother gave me. I need it for tonight's Tuck and Cuck. No I have to have it, don't embarrass me in front of Donald."
Tuck and Cuck by Magic Kinney January 28, 2022

port hueneme beach 

The isle of misfit toys and lost children.
That shit would only happen at Port Hueneme Beach.