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Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.
Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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Prius

A car for homosexuals and retards who think that having a variety of engines and a battery full of noxious materials in their cars will somehow “save the planet”.
At first Bernie Epstein couldn’t understand why he’d been given a new Prius. Then he parked near some kids.
by Maggie T February 20, 2025
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Heavy metal drummer

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.
There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Doubledone

To become aware of utter defeat and uselessness
As the Cardiff hoolies tried to swim away they realised they had been “doubledone” and would have fared better in Barrymore’s swimming pool
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Donkey Show

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.
The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.
by Maggie T February 20, 2025
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Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.
As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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