Maggie T's definitions
Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants
by Maggie T May 7, 2025

A car for homosexuals and retards who think that having a variety of engines and a battery full of noxious materials in their cars will somehow “save the planet”.
At first Bernie Epstein couldn’t understand why he’d been given a new Prius. Then he parked near some kids.
by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.
There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024

As the Cardiff hoolies tried to swim away they realised they had been “doubledone” and would have fared better in Barrymore’s swimming pool
by Maggie T April 3, 2024

The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.
by Maggie T February 20, 2025

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
