Maggie T's definitions

Tits

The bits that dudes talk to .

“Try telling it to my face, not my tits.” She said as she burned his clothes.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Donkey Show

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.

The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Private Jet

An elaborate and expensive way to appear a hypocrite.

Yeah, but I off set the carbon with lots of trees, and a Papal dispensation. Now let’s park my private jet next to that snowdrift while I harangue you about Global Warming you smelly peasants

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Gay Salt

Sugar.

A latte with extra gay salt please. Then remove the pineapple from my rectum.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025

Swansea

Swansea, definitely not Cardiff, thank God

Phew. I thought I was in a town made from unwanted populations but woke up in Swansea instead.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.

As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…

by Maggie T May 7, 2025