Madmike the Malevolent's definitions

sad clown

When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.

I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Mudslide

Instead of wiping after taking a dump, you slide your ass on a body part of an unsuspecting individual. Those with hairy legs are optimal targets.

John gave Gunther a mudslide while he was sleeping, and Gunther put him in intensive care when he woke up and found it.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

hershey kiss

When you stand over someone's face and deliver a bare-assed wet fart on them.

Rob passed out at a party for the last time. Steve hershey kissed him while he was out on the floor, and his face looked like a pizza.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007