Definitions by Madmike the Malevolent

gridiron

much like a dirty fish hook, only after you shove a finger up her ass, you wipe a mark under each eye, making him or her look like a football player.

After I gave her a gridiron, she looked like Dick butkus

gridiron by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

sad clown

When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.

I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.

sad clown by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

sacrificing the virgin 

From Poynesian lore. You bend over bare assed and your target has his or her face placed over your ass. You then erupt your ass lava onto him or her.

Shawn wanted in the club, so we did a sacrificing the virgin on him to initiate him.

sacrificing the virgin by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

twat rocket

when your lady quiffs so hard with enough force to propel her tampon into your mouth as you lick her pussy

Sara did a twat rocket last night so hard I chipped a tooth.

twat rocket by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

hershey kiss 

When you stand over someone's face and deliver a bare-assed wet fart on them.

Rob passed out at a party for the last time. Steve hershey kissed him while he was out on the floor, and his face looked like a pizza.

hershey kiss by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007