geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

twat rocket

when your lady quiffs so hard with enough force to propel her tampon into your mouth as you lick her pussy

Sara did a twat rocket last night so hard I chipped a tooth.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

sacrificing the virgin

From Poynesian lore. You bend over bare assed and your target has his or her face placed over your ass. You then erupt your ass lava onto him or her.

Shawn wanted in the club, so we did a sacrificing the virgin on him to initiate him.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007

Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

by Madmike the Malevolent January 27, 2007