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Definitions by Madmatt

A horse who’s a little more horny than usual. Derived from the Robot Chicken Unicorn who is a pervert.
If you polish a unicorns horn long enough you get magical unicorn mayonnaise.
Unicorn by Madmatt September 25, 2021

the naked wrestling game 

Don't go in the bedroom Timmy mom and dad are playing the naked wrestling game.
Function: Adj.

Inflected forms: mumfed,mumfing

Definition:
a. To screw something up beyond all hope of recovery or repair

b. An attempt to undo a clumsy action or poor decision that actually results in a more catastrophic result than if the original action or decision had been allowed to proceed.
A.
Bob: "Did you see me spin out on turn 3"

Dave: "Yeah, you totally mumfed it"

B.
As the coffee cup fell towards the ground he lunged forward to catch it and accidently kicked it through the glass window.
mumf by MadMatt April 10, 2008